Note to my daughters….

Dear Josie and Ava,

Please do not collect any more shiny, smooth, beautiful rocks and put them in your pockets. Because when you do that, you inevitably throw your clothes into the laundry room and I – being too, too, too busy to check all the pockets – simply throw them into the washing machine and then into the dryer. This is not good for the machines.

Besides, stonewashed jeans went out in the 90s.

The Two-Headed Rock Collector

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