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Siri, what does “immoral” mean?

 

Josie was talking about something that seemed fishy to me. Something about devious plans for someone who did her wrong…

“Josie, don’t be conniving.”

“I don’t even know what that means.”

“You don’t know what CONNIVING MEANS?!”

(pause)

 

“Mom. The “k” is silent. It’s knifing.”

 

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Josie Wipff, 14.5 years old,  8/9/16
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August 10, 2016 chungwipff
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