My mane is a primitive vine –
A blind communique –
I’m too lazy to make it shine –
with pomades or hairspray –
Tie it with an elastic band?
Or tame it with some heat?
Some say pin them down – every strand!
But that looks way too neat –
I shall remain a loose bun lass.
I even favor plaits –
to styles of some imagined class.
For vines don’t fit a vase.