The 15-year-old daughter says, “I want to start going to the gym.”
Incredulous, I ask, “Are you sure you want to go to the gym?”
“Well, I want the effects of going to the gym. Is there a pill out there that tastes like watermelon Jolly Rancher that will make me look like I work out?”
Kismet 
Your daughter has a brilliant future.
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Smart kid.
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Tell our Miss Ava that there’s no easy way at the GYM—It’s all hard work–but she will be rewarded. Love you all–am looking forward to your visit soon
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Watermelon jolly ranchers are the best kind of jolly ranchers!
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