The only thing worse than losing an auction by a few dollars is winning one by a lot.
Seth Godin
humor
Old Married Couple*
*From Jim Gaffigan’s stand-up
Friday Funny
David Shrigley-inspired card
They Were Walking While We Were Walking
Comic Strip
Smiles and Laughter
Fine Dining
Overheard in my 5th-grade classroom: “I went to visit my cousins in a small town in California. They don’t have any good restaurants like In-N-Out there.”
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(They) Have Spoken
I wore my dark gray dress with light gray shawl today and promptly received compliments from four fifth-graders.
“I like how you wear that.”
“I like your jacket.”
“You look like a Mandalorian.”
“No, you look more like a Sith Lord.”
They seemed to think these were compliments, so I took it is as such.