I did CSR work for an insurance company when I “retired.” Claims notes are equally inventive. My wife the professor starts getting excuses after the first paper is due. Invariably she’s heard them before. “What is it? Do they think I’m so stupid? That I’ve never heard the food poisoning/car wreck/Gramma’s in the hospital in San Antoni routines before? You know, I might let someone original slide, just for using enough brain power to be inventive.” Not.
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I did CSR work for an insurance company when I “retired.” Claims notes are equally inventive. My wife the professor starts getting excuses after the first paper is due. Invariably she’s heard them before. “What is it? Do they think I’m so stupid? That I’ve never heard the food poisoning/car wreck/Gramma’s in the hospital in San Antoni routines before? You know, I might let someone original slide, just for using enough brain power to be inventive.” Not.
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